I've recently learned the joys of IRC.

Here is a chatlog between me, my lover, and this other guy who happened to be there.

<AngeLoveLoveYay> YOU IDIOT
<muffiekun> I did something stupid.
<muffiekun> ;_;
* AngeLoveLoveYay hits muffie
<muffiekun> Ah!
* muffiekun cries
<AngeLoveLoveYay> No, I did it in a loving way
<muffiekun> It still hurts...
<muffiekun> *sob*
<AngeLoveLoveYay> So does my heart
<muffiekun> I-I'm so sorry...
<muffiekun> But I didn't know what I was doing and...
* muffiekun cries harder
* AngeLoveLoveYay licks muffie's tears
<AngeLoveLoveYay> ....
<muffiekun> Mmmnph~
<muffiekun> That...
* muffiekun shivers
<AngeLoveLoveYay> Kihihihihihi
<muffiekun> Do it again.
<muffiekun> Please
<Askepios> We'll practically have an ero scene playing out in this channel soon.
* AngeLoveLoveYay licks muffie's tears
<muffiekun> Ahhhn~
<muffiekun> I think...
<muffiekun> I think my...
* muffiekun blushes
* AngeLoveLoveYay grins
<muffiekun> I feel so dirty...
<AngeLoveLoveYay> Let me clean you then
* AngeLoveLoveYay begins to lick muffie's neck
<muffiekun> Ahhh~<3
<muffiekun> Nooooooo
<muffiekun> You can't~~~
<AngeLoveLoveYay> Shhhh
<muffiekun> Askepios is watching us~~~~
* AngeLoveLoveYay kisses muffie
<muffiekun> It's so embarassing...
<AngeLoveLoveYay> Don't worry
<muffiekun> But...
<muffiekun> They're soaked right now...
* muffiekun fidgets
<AngeLoveLoveYay> hehehe
<AngeLoveLoveYay> Then, shall we?
<muffiekun> You'll...be gentle.
<muffiekun> Right?
<AngeLoveLoveYay> Of course.
<muffiekun> Muu...
* AngeLoveLoveYay pets muffie's head
* muffiekun undos skirt
<AngeLoveLoveYay> I'm starting now... okay?
<muffiekun> Yes...
<muffiekun> Go ahead...
* AngeLoveLoveYay slits writs and creates a circle on ground with blood, chanting in some forgotten tongue
* muffiekun starts chanting the ancient latin formulae
* AngeLoveLoveYay begins making roasted apples
* muffiekun prepares Maria's head
* AngeLoveLoveYay takes muffie's skirt and puts it in the middle of the circle
* muffiekun throws oil on the skirt and lights the ceremonial candle
* AngeLoveLoveYay covers muffie in oil
* muffiekun takes some oil and rubs it on AngeLoveLoveYay
* AngeLoveLoveYay takes one of the apples and eats it
* muffiekun eats the apple from your mouth
* AngeLoveLoveYay puts an apple on top of the skirt
<muffiekun> Should we light it now?
<AngeLoveLoveYay> Sure, go ahead
* muffiekun lights skirt on fire
* muffiekun dances
* AngeLoveLoveYay dances
* muffiekun prepares closing ceremony
* AngeLoveLoveYay performs closing ceremony
<muffiekun> Aaaaaaaaand that's it.
* AngeLoveLoveYay takes a deep breath
<AngeLoveLoveYay> Was it good for you?
<muffiekun> We have now successfully bought a copy of Persona.
<Askepios> BEST ERO SCENE EVER.

Also, I'm writing an erotic story to further my dreams of becoming an eroge VN writer like Type-Moon.